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02-19-2011, 04:59 PM (This post was last modified: 02-19-2011 05:01 PM by DEN.)

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IGOROTA1: nu agkalkali ak ti
patatas malaglagip ko lateg ni
lakay ko
IGOROTA2: apay met? kastoy
kadakkel lateg ni lakay mo?
IGOROTA1: haan.kastoy
kamureng!

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Lolo: kitam ta asu mi baruk ket
naganak.
Baritu: apay lo agkagat ta aso
yu?
Lolo: wen ah baruk detuy ah
kinalakay ku awan pay
nakitak nga asu ah dumanug.

Anak: tatang2x nasiitan nak t
siit t bangus,anya ngay t
aramidik?
Tatang: ket mangan ka ah t
adu nga saba. . .
Anak: hmm! Nagadun t nakan
ku nga saba madi met
maikkat!
Tatang: anya kadi t nasiitan
kenka anak k0?
Anak: ay keT toy dapan k0
tatang!

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02-21-2011, 10:46 AM

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Pagpagungtan ti amo tay
piman a katulong...Amo:
Inday,(pabugkaw)apay a
nagalisto nga maibos dagitoy
toothpick ditoy mesa?Inday:
(naalumanay a simmungbat)
Diak ammo a ma'am
kadagitoy ubbing!!!ta no siak
ti mangala dita ket isubsublik
met lang a dagos.....(toinkz)...

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03-06-2011, 10:47 PM

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thanks tol more pa plz

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03-08-2011, 05:04 PM

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Awan ti Nalaad
Maysa a politiko ti agkunkuna a di pay kano nakakita iti nalaad ditoy daga. Maysa nga aldaw a panagkampaniana, kinunana: “Manipud kinaubingko, diak pay nakakita iti nalaad a tao ditoy daga!” Idi kuan adda maysa a nakalalaad a babai a napan immasideg iti politiko. “Apo, apay ngarud siak ket nakalalaadak! Awan pay makailaw-an a mangarem kaniakon!”
Sinango ti politiko ti babai: “Para kaniak, maysa ka a napintas a babai. Kaska la maysa nga anghel nga intinnag iti langit, isuna laeng ta immun-una a nagdisso ta rupam!”

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03-08-2011, 11:53 PM

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nice!

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03-09-2011, 05:56 PM

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atoy pay

SAKBAY TI KASAR

BF: Sa wakas! dyak maiyurayen!
GF: Kayat mu kadi a tumalaw 'akon?
BF: Agang-angaw ka? haan, dyak kayat!
GF: Kaya nak ngarud a bisungen?
BF: Nu adda la't panawen!
GF: Baka pagsangiten nak.
BF: Haan!
GF: Mapagtalkan ka metlang?
BF: Wen a met!
GF: Isukat nak sabali?
BF: Syempre, haan!
GF: Ay-ayaten nak?
BF: Wen!
GF: Darling!

Kalpasan ti Kasar, BASAEN PABALIKTAD

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03-10-2011, 03:02 PM

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Erap
Maysa nga aldaw, ay-ayamen ni Erap dagiti appokona: “Put your right feet out, put your right feet in…” Nangngeg ti misisna daytoy ket kinoreharna ti asawana: “Darling, foot kunam, a.” “Ay, wen, gayam,” kinuna ni Erap ket intuloyda ti nagay-ayam. “Foot your right feet out, foot your right feet in…”

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natawa ako dun sa language eh hindi sa joke., my lahi lang ako ilocano pero di ako marun0ng ng salita nyo, ahehe, tawa 2

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